What have I done?

Alright. I have been wanting to ask someone I work with out for a very long time. I finally got up the balls to do it. I took her to a movie, but I could not watch the movie, My attention kept swaying to her fine features. She has long jet-black hair and fat perky red lips. Man I am so in love, despite the fact that I work with her - I just don閳ユ獩 care even though it is usually something I do not do.

Everything was going very well and her perfume was driving me crazy, then all of a sudden I felt like I got hit by a Simi truck. My stomach felt as if I was going to turn inside out. Then it happened, time slowed down and the nightmare began, I craped myself !!! My stomach went into convulsions and I craped myself.

You see, I am extremely lactose intolerant. Something I had earlier must of had milk in it. Just a little milk will give me mind-altering, explosive diarrhea!

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its funny

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Thanks for yr report. send it also to BBC.

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Good story by the way!! I know this isnt true now.

P.s. I answered your other question

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I was feeling kind of bad for you at first. But why did you throw your #$%tty bvd's into another theatre you are very immature and psychotic you need a psych evaluation you idiot!

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Alright.. it's not half obvious that you made that up.. But it made me laugh.

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Sorry, I have no time to read your report.

Next time I will answer you question.

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lol funny

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Having done so much, what else could you do? Keeping mum would be better praying in silence for your mis-deeds.

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This sounds like a joke, it sounds like something that would be in a movie. Nice doo doo humor.

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omg...talk bout crap...loll

Thanks for the details.